Back in July we wrote about British soldier Katrina Hodges being the runner-up in the Miss England beauty pageant. Now if you’ve ever watched a beauty pageant, you know the little spiel they give when they announce the name of the runner-up: ‘if for any reason, Miss Central Avenue Tire should be unable to perform [...]
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Meet The New Miss England
November 8, 2009Ravens Hand Broncos 1st Loss, 30-7
November 1, 2009The Ravens sacked Denver QB Kyle Orton on the first play of the game, and it sort of set the tone for the rest of the afternoon. Baltimore played inspired defense all day; the Broncos couldn’t run the ball, but they made up for it by not passing it either. Baltimore also scored a special [...]
Chicago? No! We Go To Rio!
October 2, 2009My congratulations to the wonderful wonderful people of the International Olympic Committee for their brilliant and inspired decision to have the city of Rio de Janiero host the 2016 Summer Games.
The Summer Games have never been held in South America. The people of Brazil never gave up HOPE that this would CHANGE- and finally it [...]
Sex, Death, and the Red Planet
September 13, 2009(This piece originally appeared on my previous blog, which I killed. I re-run it here just so it will like I’m cranking out a lot of posts lately.)
With NASA planning to land on Mars 30 years from now, and with the recent discovery of the most “Earth-like” planet ever seen outside the solar system, the [...]
Okay, I gotta push that Vince Vaughn post down the page with something…
September 8, 2009Funny dog pictures
New Sara Evans Single
September 6, 2009Available at Amazon
Sara Evans would look great in my living room
Sara Evans has been eating her Special K
Sara Evans has a Chevy Malibu convertible
Sara Evans supports the Red Cross
Sara Evans is a natural beauty
PAB explains…
August 31, 2009Pinup Art
August 30, 2009Classic pinup art by Gil Elvgren, 1964’s “Your Move”:
Recreated by actress Carla Gugino in Vanity Fair:
Stuff I post on other blogs
August 25, 2009During the campaign, someone asked me if I was against Obama because he is black. I asked that person, ‘are you for Obama because he is black?’ I got no straight answer.
I’m what Obama might call ‘a typical white person’. I am opposed to Obama not for his race, but for the same reasons I [...]
